Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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