It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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