So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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