i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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