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Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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