How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize