and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she peed on how many people?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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