'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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