We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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