i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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