Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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