listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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