that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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