A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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