I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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