I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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