Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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