Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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