its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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