Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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