i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Can I color on your dick again?
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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