just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I think people are normalizing furries
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