dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I enjoy the company of your penis
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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