The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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