am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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its like you know when i get waxed
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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