k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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