redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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