I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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