Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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