My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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