Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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