Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm both gender and math confused
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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