I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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