Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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