just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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