My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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