is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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