Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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