my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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