Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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