And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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