all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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