I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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