So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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