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(913): View more from Kansas

some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.

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(913): some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night. http://tfl.nu/2xhx

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(240): View more from Maryland

Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.

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(240): Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS. http://tfl.nu/2m4m

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college

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(401): im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college http://tfl.nu/hik3

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.

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(201): He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away. http://tfl.nu/tzcp

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(404): View more from Georgia

I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?

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(404): I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing? http://tfl.nu/vakp

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(210): View more from Texas

no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.

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(210): no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here. http://tfl.nu/1kwe

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(770): View more from Georgia

"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.

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(770): "Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea. http://tfl.nu/i0ux

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(630): View more from Illinois

Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.

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(630): Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week. http://tfl.nu/dxsu

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You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.

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(204): You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head. http://tfl.nu/a92s

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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(402): Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall. http://tfl.nu/z0q7

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”

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(413): afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.” http://tfl.nu/qxku

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(765): View more from Indiana

You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"

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(765): You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?" http://tfl.nu/g1nx

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later

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(732): Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later http://tfl.nu/qouw

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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer

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(615): The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer http://tfl.nu/n78o

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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.

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(570): I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep. http://tfl.nu/gcag

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