Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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