Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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