i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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