i just wanna soil my oats bro
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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