I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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