I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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