omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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